Home Again: A Few Lessons Learned
We are safely home, and I always like to take a moment to reflect on what I’ve learned over the course of a trip. Here’s a top 10 list of things that tell you it’s time to go home. 1. When you notice that the outside thermometer on your car is reading -18. 2. When all the Christmas cookies are gone. 3. When you’ve started to forget that you have a dog (but your dog-sitting parents surely have not). 4. When you catch yourself trying to point out the Mississippi River to your children again, which produces somewhat infuriating, polite “mm hmm’s” from the children who think it really doesn’t look that different from the Grand River at home—just like you did when your parents tried to point it out to you. 5. When the stations play Phillip Phillips or Imagine Dragons or Matchbox Twenty about fifty times too many, and your 9-year-old is constantly requesting “Madness” by Muse. 6. When you realize that you are no longer offering to take over driving from your spouse beca...